Not That Guy
I'm Not What You'd Ever Expect
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caledscratch:

3000—21:

oswinses:

enjorlaas:

skuboglesby:

bilingual my ass. you’re either heterolingual or homolingual

#you’re not bilingual  #you’re confused  #stop being greedy   

#it’s just a phase #you’ll meet a nice language and settle down

#the bible says adam and eve #not hebrew and cantonese

stressingly:

the road to success is under construction

iTunes Literally Went Fall Out Boy To Felix Mendelssohn To Flo Rida To Franz Schubert. My iPod’s On Crack.

madeupmonkeyshit:

prepare to be sent to the shadow realm 

quinngingerlove:

archicide:

"we almost dated" is such a weird relationship to have with someone

Plus the sequel “we never got closure”

And then the side adaptation “as a result I have a weird crush that never died”

(Source: francisfordfiesta)

Papa Pope (Scandal)

Then he proceeds to murder the only young, gifted, and black nigga on the whole show

(via chellzisyeezus)

(Source: gradepending)

(Source: frantzfandom)

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comcasting:

My grandpa texted for the first time in his life today and he spit straight wisdom out of the keyboard

(Source: vinebox)

And Just For The Record, My Phone Fell Into A Storm Drain Last Night…..So I Don’t Have A Phone….

raddestbabe:

everyone’s having their mid-life crises at like 19

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